Sunday, November 13, 2005

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero




I was driving home from work today and decided to call my buddy Mike on my cell phone to tell him about something that's coming up. After I told him, he asked if I had been online today, I told him no that I'd been at work since 7 a.m. He told me that Eddie Guerrero had been found dead in a hotel room in Minneapolis. I couldn't believe it. It seems everytime you turn around another wrestler is dying, and the majority are from heart attacks and heart failure. It's very sad. Eddie was a tremendous wrestler who was one of the few who was equally gifted as both an entertainer as a character on the mic and as a wrestler in the ring. He will be remembered as one of the best. My heart goes out to the family he has left behind.
Much like Chris Candido, it's very sad to see what all he was able to overcome and after celebrating his fourth year of sobriety something like this happens. At least, he was able to overcome his demons and die a happy man who had came back from the lowest lows to reach the top of his chosen profession. I think everyone will always remember the scene at the end of Wrestlemania XX with Eddie and Chris Benoit in the ring celebrating their victories as World Champions after all the years they had put in to get there. God Bless"Latino Heat" and may he rest in peace.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Big Announcement Coming Next Week!

Not to be outdone by David Burcham, next week I will be announcing the long awaited return of the Cheap Heat Interview, and if everything pans out this will be the biggest one I've ever done. So be sure and check back as I will have more details next week!!

Friday, November 04, 2005

A Big Week......

Well a lot's gone on in wrestling in the last week or two so let's just skim through some of it shall we.......


"Hollywood" Jimmy returns to Memphis TV, as a babyface!?!?!? -Never thought I'd live to see it. As a result he splits with the Clique, and he and Death Wish bury each other on the message board. Some funny stuff during that exchange. I hope everyone votes for Jimmy to win the "Jerry for a Day" Contest. If he wins he could book a helluva show just bringing in indy wrestlers from Mississippi with all their soap opera shit from outside the ring. I won't name names but I guarantee anyone reading this could name at least three people with some fucked up stuff to go on there with. Anyways, get to the Springer site and vote.


Christian Quits the WWE!- Well good for him. Can you blame him? In spite of there shitty booking he has gotten over time and time again, and shown the entertainment value he brings to the table and they've dropped the ball EVERYTIME!! Not to mention in recent reports they were offering him very low end pay for renewing his contract. I hope he goes to TNA, where maybe he will be given a chance to reach his main event potential.


Jerry Jarrett has a meeting with Vince - I read Dave Burcham's speculation about Jeff turning up in WWE and judging by the fact he won back the NWA title last night I don't think it will happen but Jeff would have to be RETARDED to go to WWE. Given the fact he's spent the last two years developing there competition not to mention his bad history with Vince (holding him up for $250,000 to drop the IC title to Chyna) he would be totally buried then cut loose, and if he shit on TNA and then got fired by WWE he would be forced to join Buff Bagwell in indy oblivion forever more. As for Jerry Jarrett, I don't understand why people are feeling sorry for him for losing power in TNA, the company was losing money and waning in popularity untill the new backers came in and handed the power over to someone else, had Jarrett remained in control there might not even still be a TNA.


Joey Styles debuts at Taboo Tuesday - I really hope he sticks around to be the new announcer for RAW, at least untill JR returns. Coach is the drizzlin' shits and Styles adds a lot to the show. We'll see.


Stone Cold takes his ball and goes home........AGAIN! - When will the McMahons learn that they can't depend on Austin to do what they need him to do. He doesn't believe ANYONE should ever get any heat on him. I guess he thinks everyone is content to just watch him stun everyone week after week, and never EVER have anyone get one up on him. Besides J.R. is not able to come back anytime soon, so what good would it do them for him to win?? I hope they learned their lesson this time and just trot him out every few years for Wrestlemania and leave it at that.


VADER and Goldust return to WWE!! - HOLY SHIT! Now granted the day I heard that Dusty had been hired, I knew Dustin wouldn't be far behind. Especially after watching a recent shoot with Dustin were he was talking about the fact his house was being foreclosed on and his truck was about to be repo'ed in a few days if he didn't get an indy booking. He said he had recently applied for some "regular jobs" but wasn't having any luck. As for Vader, he' s the last person I ever thought you'd see back in the WWE. Quite shocking.


Bound for Glory A.K.A. Total Nonstop Rhino, RHINO WINS THE NWA TITLE - Well Bound for Glory wasn't the best PPV offering from TNA in a while but it wasn't bad. However it was certainly Rhino's night as he won the Monster's Ball match, a #1 Contenders 10 Man Gauntlet for the World title shot, and defeated Jeff Jarrett for the NWA title due to Kevin Nash being in the hospital. However in other news...........


JEFF JARRETT REGAINS THE NWA TITLE - In a move that made even Triple H roll his eyes, Jarrett wins back the NWA title in a little over a week after losing it. Next.


WHY BRET WHY? - A lot of people are criticizing Bret Hart for compromising his principles and agreeing to work with the WWE on a dvd of his career and taking that picture of he and Vince shaking hands. But, look at it from his point of view. Everyone knows how much his character and legacy means to him. The original title for the dvd was "Screwed" The Bret Hart Story. It was basically gonna be a burial like the 'Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior' dvd. Now many might not think that's a big deal, but think of the younger fans who have come along in the past few years or who will come along in the future, the only thing they may ever see of Bret and his career might be that dvd, so I can see why he would not want "the Hitman" portrayed as a winer, and sore loser, and completely gloss over his great career for years in the WWE. Video is an important part of preserving a wrestler's legacy. For instance, I first started following wrestling regularly in 1985. For years the only thing I knew of Harley Race was his years as "King" in the WWF. I could never see what was so great about him. But years later I got ahold of tapes of his heyday in St Louis, Kansas City, and in Mid Atlantic and saw why he's a legend. In other words, I think it would be more damaging to Bret's image to let that dvd trashing him be made than the people who are calling him a sellout for shaking Vince's hand.


This isn't news, but I just read 'Shooting from the Hip' and.... - Why does J.D. always use local wrestler's real names in his column. Had I not just read the interview with Pure Destuction(which is very good by the way) I wouldn't know who 'Robert Bruner' was. Why not just say Cody Hawk, or at the very least 'Bruno'(as he is widely known by most workers) JD has always done this in his column and it's always puzzled me. It's like the marks on message boards who refers to Triple H and Shawn Michaels as "Paul" and "Mike" to try to seem like an "insider". I also find it amusing went points out things like in a previous column where he mentions a guy is a "manager at Wal-Mart." That shit is funny to me. Maybe I'm the only one this annoys, I always figured if these guys wanted everyone to know their real name they would use it, and if not then leave it up to them if they want it known to everyone. Oh well, I guess now this will probably get mentioned everytime he puts someone's name in his column. I don't think JD actually knows my real last name, most people assume it's really Jackson. Anyway, just my 2 cents, who am I to question a "legend"? (On a side note from his column, with all the damn worker there are in Mississippi why do they keep ending up with all these shows with only 4 or 5 workers there?)


David Burcham 'somewhat' retracts his Kerry Von Erich statements - I too, can comment on this as I had a half brother who commited suicide and I've seen what it does to families. Here's why I have no sympathy or respect for Kerry Von Erich. In an interview with his brother Kevin, Kevin said that he spoke with Kerry just a couple of hours before Kerry shot himself. Kerry did not kill himself because he was in tremedous pain or anything of the sort. He told Kevin he was going to kill himself because he couldn't take the embarassment of being sentenced to jail time for drugs. Because of his celebrity status around Dallas, he couldn't face people and own up to what he had done. Everyone makes mistakes, and had he came out publically and admitted them, and changed his ways I'm sure everyone would have forgiven him. Instead, he didn't consider his brother, his father, and mother and more importantly he didn't consider his two young girls who would be left without a father. Rather than doing what was best for them, he did what was easy and took the coward's way out. I'm sorry but no amount of wrestling credentials or anything else can make up for that. So because of that I stand by what I said, I have no respect for Kerry Von Erich and anyone who has a problem with that can trash me from now til I'm dead. Of course then you'll have to stop and say nice things about me cause I'll be dead and demand your respect.



GENE

Friday, October 21, 2005

Things I don't understand...........

This post is dedicated to(as the title implies) 'things I don't understand', such as:

.......Why is their such a reverence for the dead? Why are people treated with more respect after they are dead than when they are alive?? You can call a person anything you want, criticize them, villianize them, slander them, anything you want if they are alive, but if that same person was to die, NOW your a prick and you have to be respectful of them. Of course the reason I mention this is the backlash from readers of the "Award Winning" 'Rants & Raves' by David Burcham. This is the quote that caused the uproar:

"Thinking of Kevin Von Erich reminds me of his brother Kerry’s suicide. Kerry did this being totally inconsiderate of the torture and anguish already suffered by Fritz, Doris, and Kevin due to the deaths of four other Von Erich brothers (two of which were also suicide). Not to mention Kerry’s own children who were depending on him. Fuck Kerry Von Erich. He’s just another dead junkie."


Now is this a nice thing to say? No, it's not. Is it a true statement? For the most part, yes. Yes the Von Erich family had been through countless tragedies, Kerry had seen what it did to him and his family, why would he put them and more importantly his own daughters through that, it was a very selfish thoughtless act. As for him being a junkie if you do some reading and watch some of the shoot interviews of NUMEROUS wrestlers who were asked about him, Kerry was strung out on something nearly all the time. There are tons of stories of his drugged out antics. Now I'm not saying I totally blame him for being a junkie for the majority of his career the man wrestled without a foot.........yes read that again, HE WRESTLED WITHOUT A FUCKING FOOT!! And the thing is no one really knew about it til after he died. But with as many wrestlers with both feet as there has been who did drugs to get by, you have to think wrestling without a foot might require a little something to get through, which leads to more, and more and more. Anyway, regardless of how you feel personally whether he was right or wrong to kill himself, or whether you feel David was right or wrong for what he said, it's his opinion and he's entitled to it. Why would you stop reading his column, or brand him a bad person just because he voiced an opinion about something that people seem to be touchy about for some reason. If wrote in his column, "Fuck Sean Waltman, he's a useless junkie." No one would have a problem with that, BUT if Sean Waltman o.d.'d and died and Burcham, said "Fuck Sean Waltman, he's another dead junkie." Everyone would shit themselves, even though both statements are about the same person and the same aspect of that person. What makes it different when the person is dead?? Oh well........


......why the hell did WWE turn Chavo Guerrero (who had finally somewhat gotten over on Smackdown at one point) into the stupid ass Kerwin White character??? This shit reaks of the Russo/Ferrera "Powers that Be" era of WCW, it totally sucks.


......why doesn't anyone want anyone else to succeed on the indies. Whenever things start to go good for someone(they get booked on a big show, work with a name, get a good payday) everyone starts to shit on them and get jealous. People should realize everytime one of the "locals" gets some recognition, it's good for everyone. If they manage to make a name for themselves, it means that much more when you work with them, and if you have a good match with them and word gets around then maybe YOU will get booked on some of these big shows or television your so jealous of. But that will never happen, you can't change people's nature. I'm sure this one cuts a little to close to the bone for a number of people, and if you think I'm talking about YOU then I probably am.


........why WWE honestly thinks I would buy a PPV to see Steve Austin wrestle the fucking Coach!?!? The Linda McMahon "turn" was pointless and it's really sad that most of the people they are having to bring back to boost ratings are either retired or seim-retired.


...............why Paul Heyman isn't head booker for Raw or Smackdown. I recently got in the Ohio Valley tv, he's been booking since he got there and it's awesome. Nothing against Jim Cornette, I like him, but you can really tell a difference with Heyman booking. The way he took something awful like Matt Cappatelli breaking his leg right as he was about to be called up to the WWE, and did a tremendous angle with his partner Johnny Jeter turning on him creating an angle that kept Cappatelli on tv and in the spotlight the 10 weeks he was out with the broken leg, and turning Jeter into a severly hated OVW Champion, and getting both me over more than they were before. The great thing is, he isn't turning it in to ECW Part 2, but you can see his influence in the promos and angles and using people to their fullest potential. Hopefully, WWE will realize they need him to get the ratings up. I think he could he really get a lot of the guys over that are talented yet floundering with the current writing team



I have a lot more but I'll leave at this for now. Check back soon, thanks for reading.
GENE

Friday, October 07, 2005

Interview with Brickhouse Brown

I came across this interview on a message board, it was conducted by a guy named Larry Goodman, thought people might find it amusing since Brick works around there so much, one word for this interview KAYFABE!! Enjoy!


I recently had the pleasure of conducting the following interview with Brickhouse Brown. This Saturday night, October 8, Brown will serve as special referee for a Loser Leaves Town match between “The Bullet” Bob Armstrong and Jimmy Golden when NWA Wrestle Birmingham bring wrestling back to the famed Boutwell Auditorium.

Q: You wrestled in every major territory in The South. What was it like working for Bill Watts?

Brown: Bill Watts was one of the hardest promoters to work for. Basically, he fined me for everything from dead batteries to 10 a minute for however you were late. But, you know, you’re talking the wrestling business and I made a lot of money wrestling for him. So, Bill Watts and Mid-South stand out. Every territory got its own little hook that I enjoyed, you know.

Q: What about Memphis?

Brown: Memphis is where I got my first big break. So Memphis stand out real good. My feuds with Jerry Lawler and Jeff Jarrett and Bill Dundee, I enjoyed them all and I made a good living doing it. They gave me a chance to run with the ball and I took advantage of it.

Q: Your team with “Iceman” King Parson was one of my favorites.

Brown: Oh, the Blackbirds. That was real good, too. I had a ton of fun. I wish we could have had a crystal ball and seen the opportunity that we had to go to WCW at that point in time, but we were with World Class and we were their World Tag Team Champions.

Q: Run down the list of people you have trained…the highlights.

Brown: Oh God. The most famous ones have got to be Dallas Page, Lex Luger, Booker T and Faarooq (Ron Simmons). Of course, Jazz and Jacqueline (Jackie Moore), those are the most famous but there have been a ton of others.

Q: I understand that you were trained by Eddie Graham.

Brown: Eddie Graham is where I started at, but actually Terry Funk and Dory Funk trained me in San Antonio, Texas.

Q: How many years do have in the wrestling business?

Brown: 26

Q: Do you train young guys the way you were trained or is it different now?

Brown: I try to stick to what I know best. I would say that the guys that I’ve trained all went on to make good money. And their performance in the ring is like mine or better, so I try to stick to a working formula.

Q: I’ve been a big fan of your promos. Were they influenced by anybody in particular?

Brown: The guy that used to influence my promos was T-Bolt Patterson. You know the time I heard T-Bolt Patterson preach like he was talking in church I say, ‘Now yeah, that’s the way to do interviews.’ Thunderbolt Patterson and “Big Cat” Ernie Ladd, I used to love when he say, “You better pick up the phone and call somebody.” (Laughs) Here’s a quarter. Call somebody that give a damn because it ain’t me. I used to love that.

Q: How about your time in Music City Wrestling with Bert Prentice?

Brown: It was a learning experience, to deal with Bert Prentice. If you can deal with Bert Prentice, you can deal with anybody. I made money with Bert Prentice, so, you know.

Q: I remember you were involved in an angle there were you were dressed as the Orkin man.

Brown: Yeah. I dressed as a pest contol guy to get a guy that was in the ring, so I was spraying the arena with roach spray the whole night. I had the mask over my face so nobody knew who I was. I got in trouble with the Orkin people, though, cuz, you know, I represented the company wrong. They ain’t like a thug and I was representing the company. I did what I had to do. They tried to sue me, too.

Q: Is it true that Bill Watts wanted you to take the Junkyard Dog role after he left the territory?

Brown: That’s very true. When Junkyard walked out on Mid-South, they needed another brohter to come in there and boom, I was there like Superman to save Lois Lane. Just in the nick of time. Yes, sir.

Q: What’s the biggest change you’ve seen in wrestling over the last 20 years?

Brown: The biggest change that I’ve seen? Well, number one, I’ve heard a promoter tell me that I wasn’t the New Millenium type wrestler because I don’t corkscrew dives on the floor off the top of the ring ropes. That’s why I last 26 years, because I ain’t doin’ no shiznit like that. I ain’t gonna jump on the floor and do no dives and jippin’ blackness for nobody. And that’s the difference. That’s why you see me looking good at 45 and Jeff Hardy and Mick Foley can’t hardly walk.

Q: You still do tours of Japan, Mexico and Puerto Rico?

Brown: Yes, sir.

Q: What would like to accomplish with the time you have left as an active wrestler?

Brown: Not that much. Just build up that money so I can go into the retirement and get out. I’ve been an ass kicker and I’ve had all the titles that I need. If one come my way, I wouldn’t turn it down, but basically, me, I’m just trying to make my future a little more secure. That’s all.

Q: Of the thousands of matches you’ve wrestled are they any that stand out in your mind.

Brown: Of course, when I wrestled my idol, Terry Funk. That was it. And when I wrestled in my hometown in Florida in front of all my cut buddies and my partners and some of my banger friends. The thing about it is, I am what I am, and my thing is at that point in time, I grew up down south in Florida and you know, I had to get in where I fit in. In Florida, the VLs was the deal. Down south with my Vice Lord brothers, shout out to ‘em. OK? I had to do what I had to do. Ain’t no shame in my game. I had to do that to survive. They were like family and I still have ties to them to this day.

Q: When did you know that pro wrestling was going to be it for you?

Brown: Oh man, I probably knew that in high school. I was in high school on the wrestling team and trying to do a DDT on some folks. They told me, ‘Hey, you can’t do that. This is amateur wrestling.’

Q: You played football at Auburn?

Brown: Yeah, but the scholarship was for wrestling and weightlifting. So I didn’t play football for but one year

Q: Thanks for taking the time to do this interview.

Brown: No problem, man. Give a shout out to all my brothersand sisters out there. You done missed the first two biggest events of your life. And I said this often. That’s the birth of your momma and daddy. Don’t miss the third, and that’s Brickhouse Brown comin’ to an arena near you.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

The truth about Abby........



I've seen alot of disturbing pictures of Abdullah the Butcher over the years but this is the worst one yet. Is that "Hollywood" standing behind him???

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Maybe you CAN'T go home again.....



Well the long awaited "Raw Homecoming" on USA Network has come and gone. Many fans felt like this may be the event where WWE finally got things back on track, I mean with all the star power on this show there's no way they could drop the ball right? WRONG!

As for Piper's Pit, I really don't take issue with it the way many have because I've been waiting for WWE to capitalize on Orton's "Legend Killer" status to call Piper out on treating his dad as a lackey for years, so I think that this is a good thing that will help futher Orton's gimmick.

The Ironman match was another great match in the Angle/HBK saga but the ending was a bit dissapointing but it does leave room for another rematch down the road. Although I don't think I would have opened with a 30 minute Ironman match BUT that's just me.

Great to see Kevin Von Erich in the audience, big ovation for the Texas legend, word on the net was he was also there to finalize the sale of the old World Class Championship Wrestling video footage to Vince for WWE 24/7 and future dvd releases. Good news for us tape trading marks!

OK, now here is where I'm sure to catch some crap from people. Now overall the segment with Austin and the McMahons was decent (especially compared to the current state) BUT after watching the old clips it made it painfully obvious that the timing just isn't there anymore. The whole thing seemed really contrived and it just had the feel of going back to a well that's dried up. The dialogue between Austin and McMahon just didn't flow like before, it was like a poor reinactment, or watching a really shitty improv group. But it was passable for nostalgia untill it wouldn't END!!! McMahon after McMahon. Shane I could live with, hell maybe even Big Steph, but when will they learn to NEVER EVER put Linda McMahon on camera. She is horrible, and I'm not even talking about the fucked up stunner, I'm talking about the fact she shows the raw emotion of a three day old coarpse!!! She makes Lita look like Sally Field. Also, the other thing that bugged was the fact this segment drug on for 20 minutes and all the McMahons sold the Stone Cold Stunner like a bullet to the fucking head. Honestly how does Vince lay there MOTIONLESS for 10 minutes from having his chin dropped across Austin's shoulder?!?!?! Anyway, enough about that.......

We come back from the break and Vince promises someone is gonna get fired, well hopefully it's who ever the dumbass is that wrote that last segment..........

Next up was the "Money in the Bank Loser leaves Raw" Ladder match. Good match, but the ending was the second most predictable one of the night, only to be outdone by our next match.....So it's back to Smackdown for Matt Hardy V.1 at least now Christian will have a friend to hang out in obscurity with.......

Speaking of "going to the well", WWE just never tires of the endless hilarity that is Mae Young and Moolah. Here we have Mae trying to strip for Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jimmy Snuka, and Ted Dibease. Dibease offers Mae a few grand to put her shirt back on while Snuka bogarts the money and goes to get him a piece. Hot damn, we're back home! Thanks USA!!

I missed Flair's promo, as I was on the phone with Stevie Wonder who called to tell me HHH was about to turn on Flair. Damn, he ruined it for me! Well after getting a rub from HBK and Flair respectively "The Game" is here to bitchslap Chris Masters and Carlito back down to the midcard. If your gonna turn anyway, why not turn before the pin and let them go over? I guess it helped "build the suspense". Whatever. Triple H tries to break Austin's record for longest segment by beating Flair's ass through the commercial break. Can't wait to hear the 30 minute explanation next week. So help me God if this a swerve and Flair joins back with him I will never watch this shit ever again........

We return with the legends standing in the ring. Dusty intro'd a few but didn't get to mention KoKo and his stuffed parrott. The very "pimpishly" dressed Hillbilly Jim or Dr. Death Steve Williams who recently went over on throat cancer(would have been a nice thing to mention for a cheap pop) Anyway, "Duthdy" starts to put over Harley Race when the horrendous music of the ratings killer himself, "Buff 2.0" Rob Conway plays. He comes down making depends jokes and whatnot and gets into the ring. Dusty tells him guys like Harley Race set the table that he eats at everyday. Conway replies with a remark about that being an ironic statement since it looks like Harley has spent a lot of time at the dinner table or something to that effect, it was actually the most amusing thing I've heard out of Conway. Anyway, the old guys attack and Conway gets a punch from Race, the bionic elbow from the Dream, the claw from Kevin Von Erich, and takes a top rope splash from "SuperPerv" Jimmy Snuka. Not bad, a good way to let the legends do something besides sit in the front row.

Bra and Panties match was next. Good for T&A. Not much else............

Next was the Smackdown 6 Man which ends before it starts.......Can't say I was that upset. Don't know if that was the original plan, so they would have an excuse to run in at the end or if the neverending Austin segement got them bumped......Oh well.

Mean Gene brings out the Hulkster. You can tell Vince kicked him in the ass and told him they were low on time cause we didn't get the standard 10 minute milking of the crowd that has become the norm of the Hulkster in recent years. He makes it short and sweet and says he wants to wrestle "Stone Cold" Steve Austin(likely at WrestleMania 22). On paper this is the dream match of all dream matches, the two biggest box office draws ever in wrestling going one on one. However, after seeing Hogan's mobility(or lack of) at SummerSlam, and Austin's bad knees, neck, back, etc. This will have to be VERY strategically booked for it not to fall on it's it face, perhaps they should bring back Pat Patterson for this one, if he could drag a good match out of Hogan/Warrior he can do anything. But, it's now or never and neither one can pass up what could be the biggest money match of there careers.

Due to the time they blew through the main event, although I don't understand having Bischoff in the Main Event for the title. Smackdown guys run in to I guess kick off a new rivalry between the shows that will likely come to a head at Survivor Series.


All and all, better than a lot of the stuff they've been putting out the last year or so but really subpar considering the talent at their disposal. That's just my opinion. I would be interested to read everyone elses.

GENE